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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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