i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm bleeding and have questions
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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