No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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