By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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