Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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