absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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