the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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