Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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