just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's never too late to be topless.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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