FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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