yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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