Umm I'm too high to move.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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