Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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