I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
