Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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