Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The adults are the big ones right?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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