I bet he comes in French.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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