Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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