im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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