8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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