Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
