she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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