Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I party with great urgency now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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