The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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