she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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