she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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