Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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