shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You smell like stripper and shame
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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