I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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