Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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