I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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