I wish I could teleport
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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