Got a toothbrush?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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