I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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