in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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