Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
