I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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