I wannas sexs uuuuu
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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