Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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