But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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