he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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