Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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