About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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