Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
tell me about the eggs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
