yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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