i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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