question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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