no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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