THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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