playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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