Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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