She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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