Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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